When do the big waves start?

Who knows what this is? If you do, I love you.


Hey, what time is the 3 o'clock parade?


Oh, it's the big clock at Typhoon Lagoon! So big, even I can read it without my glasses (I have 20/525 vision by the way). So you know what time it is while you are being slammed by six foot waves and big hairy European middle age bald men in Speedos. I am not making that up, by the way. The wave pool is always full of hairy middle age bald European men who pay no attention into whom they crash.


I want to go to Disney.